VICTOR: You love half the women in this town. You’re an alcoholic. You’re a gambler. And if you had to make a choice between those three things and Victoria, there would be no contest would there?
BILLY: You’re absolutely right! I’d pick her every time
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Mac: You’re a mess you know that right
Billy: I have hear rumors to that effect
Mac: She’s a Newman
Billy: I’m not so sure, She didn’t clock men, and Newman’s they like to throw punches
Mac: You’re an Abbott
Billy: Wait a minute! Does that make us Romeo and Juliet *gasp*
Mac: Well, we all know how well that turned out
Billy: *to self* Oh that’s just mean
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one of my absolute favorite JASAM scenes.
Seriously, how could anybody not LOVE this couple?!?
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Jason: So now you want to dance, is that some kind of dare?
Sam: And you hate to dance.
Jason: Yeah, I do. But maybe it’s time I break some of my own rules.
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